person: whats your major?

me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ

what college you going to?

me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ